Nick Cannon Insures His Testicles for $10M

Nick Cannon Insures His Testicles for $10M

Nick Cannon, the 43-year-old American TV host, rapper, and actor, has taken out a $10 million insurance policy on his testicles. This unique move is in partnership with the men’s care brand Dr. Squatch. They used their “Ball Valuation Tool” to assess Cannon’s testicles on factors like size and favorite features.

Dr. Squatch secured the policy through MMA/Momentous insurance. Cannon, who has fathered 12 children with six different women, joked about not ruling out more kids in the future.

“Haters say it’s time for me to stop having kids and put this super sperm to rest, but I’m doubling down on these valuable balls and my future kids,” Cannon said. He thanked Dr. Squatch for “giving my balls the credit they deserve” and encouraged others to protect their assets with Dr. Squatch’s Ball Care products.

Cannon was also awarded the “Most Valuable Balls” title by the brand. Promotional photos included one of Nick’s crying face on a baby’s body.

Cannon’s children include 13-year-old twins, Moroccan and Monroe, with Mariah Carey; Rise Messiah, one, Powerful Queen, three, and Golden Sagon, seven, with Brittany Bell; Zion Mixolydian and Zillion Heir, two-year-old twins, and Beautiful Zeppelin, one, with Abby De La Rosa; Legendary Love, one, with Bre Tiesi; Onyx, one, with LaNisha Cole; and Halo Marie, one, with Alyssa Scott. He also shared a son, Zen, with Scott, who sadly passed away from brain cancer as an infant.

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